LESS THAN 3 HOURS OF SLEEP I FEEL GREAT LETS GO DO SOMETHING LETS GO KILL A DUDE
(Source: lambhoof, via that-kid-from-london)
party hosting 101: replace your drinking alcohol with methyl alcohol and then watch all your guests go blind, have seizures, puke and eventually die.
this here is why bloggers can’t host parties.
what made you think i wanted my guests to have a good time
OH MY GOD xD
you are going to write me a ten page essay as to why that comment was necessary
(via crystal-nightmares)
what if u walked into class and the substitute teacher was ur icon
(via that-kid-from-london)
theres nothing jacking off cant fix
Masturbation Addiction.
ok u win this time
(via crystal-nightmares)
“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
(Source: joshfrancesgay, via crystal-nightmares)


